E: Mom, how much does a pee pee cost?
Me: Say what?
E: A pee pee. A #1.
Me: glancing nervously at her in rearview mirror Sweetie, I don't know what you're talking about. Pee doesn't cost anything. What in the world?
E: The #1 pee pee sandwich at Jimmy Johns! UGH!
Me: bwa ha ha ha ha Elaine Grace, that's a pepe - pronounced pepay! And I have no idea maybe five bucks but why do you ask?
E: Well, you always buy them for me and sometime I'd like to buy one for you.
Me: That's sweet. I can't wait for you to buy me a pee pee.